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DAD !  
A man  goes to the supermarket and notices an attractive woman waving at him.
She says hello.
He's rather taken aback because he can't place where
he  knows her from.
 So he says, 'Do you know  me?'
 To which she replies, 'I think you're the father of  one of my kids.'
 Now his mind travels back to the only time  he has ever been unfaithful to his wife and says, 'Are you the stripper  from the bachelor party that I rooted on the pool table with all my mates  watching while your partner whipped my arse with wet  celery?'
She looks into his eyes and says calmly, "No, I'm your  son's  teacher."