A man
goes to
the
supermarket
and
notices
an
attractive
woman
waving
at him.
She says
hello.
He's
rather
taken
aback
because
he can't
place
where
he
knows
her
from.
So he
says,
'Do you
know
me?'
To
which
she
replies,
'I think
you're
the
father
of one
of my
kids.'
Now his
mind
travels
back to
the only
time he
has ever
been
unfaithful
to his
wife and
says,
'Are you
the
stripper
from
the
bachelor
party
that I
rooted
on the
pool
table
with all
my mates
watching
while
your
partner
whipped
my arse
with wet
celery?'
She
looks
into his
eyes and
says
calmly,
"No, I'm
your
son's
teacher."
