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Spanish Maid

A couples maid asked for a pay increase. The wife was very upset about this

and decided to talk to her about the raise.

Wife:          Now Maria, why do you want a pay increase?
Maria:        Well, Seņora, there are three reasons why I want an increase.  The first is that I iron better than you.
Wife:            Who said you iron better than me?
Maria:         Your husband says so.

Wife:             Oh.
Maria:         The second reason is that I am a better cook than you.
Wife:             Nonsense, who said you were a better cook than me?
Maria:         Your husband did.
Wife:             Oh.
Maria:         The third reason is that I am better at sex than you in bed.
Wife:             (really furious now) Did my husband say that as well?
Maria:         No Seņora... the gardener did.
Wife:             So how much do you want?