and decided to talk to her about the raise.
Wife: Now Maria, why do you want a pay increase?
Maria: Well, Seņora, there are three reasons why I want an increase. The first is that I iron better than you.
Wife: Who said you iron better than me?
Maria: Your husband says so.
Maria: The second reason is that I am a better cook than you.
Wife: Nonsense, who said you were a better cook than me?
Maria: Your husband did.
Maria: The third reason is that I am better at sex than you in bed.
Wife: (really furious now) Did my husband say that as well?
Maria: No Seņora... the gardener did.
Wife: So how much do you want?